Eat a big pot of beans and a half dozen eggs.How does one mask the odour of creamed spinach and Lysol from one's southern regions ?
Generally, people don't care what you smell like if you use either mace or pepper spray on them. I would get a big a*s can of either one and keep it handy. How does one mask the odour of creamed spinach and Lysol from one's southern regions ?
I keep telling you, stay away from introducing produce into your self-love sessions.
*cries spinach-like tears*
Hippo Vomit
I usually pass out gas masks and Vick's Vapo-Rub to my more deserving guests. The rest just get clothes pins and whiskey.
If tomato juice can remove the stink of a skunk, then...... let me pour some on you
*kisses*
been lollerbating too much?
drip scented candle wax down there?
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